Justin Johns and I had fun in Calculus class today. Heather's haiku started us off.
Justin is not happy about our last test. Considering the class average grade was something like a 41%, and no one got above a C, I think that describes most of us:
I understand this
I just can't do it on tests
Dr. Schaffers, our Calculus professor, is 79, and we all love him. He loves making fun of us, and we've started getting into the mix ourselves. This one is based off of a comment John Davis made in class.
Schaffers tells his class
They think they live forever
They reply "you have!"
Math haikus are fun
But you must see we are nerds
To the nth degree.
I chuckled and pulled out a proof:
A math nerd is in love
Says he's dependant on her
"I'm her f of x"
Later in class, Peter raised his hand with a question about the final.
"If for some reason you wanted to ruin our lives..."
"Oh, I love it," Schaffers cut him off jovially. "I'm a sadist."
The best news we got today was that we aren't meeting on Friday as previously expected.
"On the ninteenth day of Christmas, dear Schaffers gave to me...No Calculus class!"
Tidings of comfort and joy, ya'll -- no, seriously.